you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Do you still have your period?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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