"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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