just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
