whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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