We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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