she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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