You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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