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(706): View more from Georgia

Did we have sex?

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No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left

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(706): View more from Georgia

If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore

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(419): View more from Ohio

I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.

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(907): View more from Alaska

That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.

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