i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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