I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
