Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I would fuck him just for his dog
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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