I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
3pm strippers are depressing
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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