Umm I'm too high to move.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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