either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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