after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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