What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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