i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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