# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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