it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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