U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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