Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He better not be in your backpack
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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