I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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