What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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