The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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