Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Text me some of your sweat
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