i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
try to milk me bitch
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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