When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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