Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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