my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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