Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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