Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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