So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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