He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Dicks are not precious.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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