walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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