She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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