is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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