your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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