That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Buhtt sex?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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