I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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