Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Why can't burritos get me drunk
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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