There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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