Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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