Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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