I forgot how hot balto sounded
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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