its not stalking. its research.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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