He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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