is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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