I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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