I heard we made out
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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