But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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