we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize