is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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