sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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