its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
