dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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