what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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