YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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