Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize