My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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