You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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