Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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