You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
this just has baby written all over it
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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